We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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