ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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