Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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