talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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