I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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