Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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