You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
we're so committed to being not committed
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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