Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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