fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
God I need to hump something, right now.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
