So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You're a waste of cheezeits
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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