The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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