bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
i believe in u and ur pee
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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