Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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