Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He felt like a one man threesome
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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