he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We have so much sex to catch up on
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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