after a month anything with tits is on the radar
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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