I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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