We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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