i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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