You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
two words: eviction party
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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