i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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