there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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