If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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