it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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