I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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