Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
ttyl tear gas
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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