I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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