He is an equal opportunity slut.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It was like getting head from an anaconda
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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