We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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