exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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