yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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