The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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