is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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