SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
zippers are such a cool invention
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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