i think i have herpe
just one?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just googled if crying burns calories
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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