the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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