fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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