the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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