I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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