I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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