Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
