why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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