I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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