Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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