so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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