yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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