He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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