Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
