She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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