yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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