That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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