i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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