We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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