so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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