Porn is love you can see.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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