I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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