I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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