hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize